ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月9日 12時30分

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hernybphoto As someone who works at a grocery store and collects shopping carts, this is 100% true. Carts are social creatures, and tend to lash out when left alone for too long.

sewelllllouis Post about some real news you group of degenerate millennials back in my day we actually wrote news stories on things that matter!!

landyachtzgirl Whoever does this, please know all the workers are putting a genuine curse on you in their minds when they see you do it 🥰

meister.steve @theonion I anthropomorphize my dishes in the exact same way. But anthropomorphizing a shopping cart? That is just stupid.

spicyboi_420 I kind of like when people do this because it gives me an excuse to be outside for awhile.

billy_is_okay I know this is a joke, but I audibly went “aww” because I was happy for the carts

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