ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月9日 09時30分
Rod Blagojevich Trying To Sell Presidential Commutation To Cellmate For $2.8 Million
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johnnypayphone
Statistically you’re more likely to go to jail in Illinois if you’re elected governor than if you commit a murder
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surlynurbler
Emilio Estevez / Sean Astin hybrid or John Travolta / Michael J Fox hybrid for the film adaptation
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clefjaw
Whatever is going on in the USA, with the corruption and ambivalence, Illinois was there first!
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thielo_baravelli
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank him for why Illinois is screwed up now.. millions spent on his trial.
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bossmackie
The only way I’d like this to go down is for Rod to trade places with Trump
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christrott72
It's fucking golden. His wife is a hottie with a dirty mouth. I like that.
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