DARREN&PHILLIPのインスタグラム(the_blueboys) - 12月15日 09時24分

Major neighbourhood gossip alert so right Leanne and her husband have been on de rocks from what I can tell bc he bought a new motorbike without telling her a few weeks ago and she went OFF about it. Anyway I been watching/listening for a few weeks and tension has only been getting stronger between dem but last night was de straw dat broke de camels back when she gets home from work on her birfday and he’s got 15 mates dere playing poker! I saw him leaving in fury dis morning on de very motorbike with nothing but a backpack and his PS4! But dats not all bc Leanne isn’t all dat inncoent herself de other day I saw her flirting with de electricity meter reader out front and I’m not accusing anyone of anyfing but like I know me some serious flirting when I see it. 👀 New family just moved in across de street, de Whittakers, and lemme tell u ima bout to go poop in one of their shoes dey got a rascally little kid dat pulls my ears whenever she sees me and her parents fink it’s cute. Anyway her big brother sneaks out at night but I can just tell de parents fink dey got de worlds greatest kids. Gonna wait til he’s out later and cause a commotion so dey realise he’s not home. Den we will see how perfect dey fink de kids really are.
Still no luck with de brunette babe from number 57, she let me sniff her butt de other day but still won’t give me her first name. I know she likes me cos she always does dis slo mo shake when she sees me coming past, she playin hard to get right now but I haven’t done my move yet. She won’t be able to resist ‘The move’.
Anyway my new device really helps me get de best picture on all of dis 🔎👀 dey got night vision and all. 15% off when u use code PHILLY at checkout #notanad
I’ve ordered a top notch wireless mic system off de internet should be here any day now, it’ll really help me decipher dose hard to hear arguments and tiffs dat go on around de place. It’s hard work but someone’s gotta do it 👀🔎🏘🏡🏠

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