ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月20日 07時00分

Tearful Daniel Pantaleo Embraces Family In Loving Chokehold After Returning Home From Station

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jeffsimmons90 Selling cigarettes outside a store is a legitimate reason for a capital punishment sentence delivered by an overly-aggressively police officer, who felt it was his place to be judge, jury, and executioner to deliver punishment for this misdemeanor . His willingness to improperly serve the death sentence for another black American male falls on deaf ears to the Trump Administration, the Trump Justice Department, the NYPD, and the racist right-wing nut jobs who can only view the video of this man yelling, “I CAN’T BREATHE!” eleven times during the video, as completely justifiable for the Pantaleo because the aggressor was such a small man compared to the largeness of Eric Garner after being jumped behind by this coward of a man who chooses to stand behind his shield in an illegal manner. If Pantaleo wants to be a man, admit his wrong-doing, work to change the minds of police officers across this nation who have a willingness or desire to deliver a capital punishment sentence for such petty crimes. Disgusting.

mister_punch @theonion instagram has blocked me from liking this post and apparently it’s because I liked and shared your “USPS butthole stamp” that they IMMEDIATELY blocked and scolded me for. WTF?! @instagram fuck you instagram

something.or.another Perfect candidate for a single car accident resulting in fatality. Flames would be nice.

laurajanedoe He should have been fired five years ago and then tried for murder

ntellajenc Not even a joke to make.. you all should be ashamed of yourselves

t_onethird He should do fine as a stock eastern European bad guy in B movies

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