Kids Are the Worstのインスタグラム(kidsaretheworst) - 7月23日 13時21分
Do not finish that sentence. Unless you were going to say “at the end of your arms.”
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jen.lieberman17
I’m tired of hearing about my son’s blonde hair. Yes, the other 5 of us all have dark brown hair. That does not mean he has a “mystery dad”. It means he hit the recessive gene lottery. And by all means, let’s ask about that blonde hair right in front of him.
genabobena
“Enjoy every moment, it goes too quickly.”
Yeah, great, while I’m surfboard carrying my screaming kid out of target I’ll just shout “IM ENJOYING EVERY MOMENT OF THIS” while I pass the customers mean mugging me ??♀️
1nurseashley
“Another girl!? Get ready to spend that money” 🙄
Sorry but we spend more money on my oldest sons learning disability than my girls clothes, toys, etc. Thanks for the cliche though. Small talk is super fun
leilih7
I love having all 5 kids with me- 4 kids walking around me and one in my baby carrier and people say “you’ve got your hands full” and I show them my empty hands and say “no look, they’re free”
vlbough
"Oh my 4 daughters? You're poor husband" I've started replying with either "oh don't worry about him, he's dead" or "I'm actually married to a woman" neither are true but it shuts them up.
thebiggerbettermrsbravo
"Shes so pretty!" He's clearly a boy and last time his shirt even said the word BOY on it. He's starting to understand now and it bothers him.
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