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newjerseybarberangel Nervous trump voters that think the democrats evil plan is to take everyones guns so they could raise taxes and give us health care ??????

spumaefratelli "Spumae fratelli reportedly is scheduled to power the whole entire eastern seaboard by 2025"

yenny_lars Do I get a discount on my college tuition if I provide nervous energy for the grid?

robertromanmckerrow https://evolutionnews.org/2019/06/science-uprising-aims-of-the-series-as-i-see-it/

will_efff Breaking news: Man eats pizza with knife and fork, because fuck you, that’s why.

im_inhabited I will power the whole fucking Earth all on my own. Finally I’m fucking useful.

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