ミッチェル・コリンズのインスタグラム(michcoll) - 2月22日 03時26分

This. Fucking. Shirt. Now I realize that they shoot 70 episodes of Shark Tank a day and for editing purposes make the Sharks wear the same thing. (Easier for the guys obviously.) But WHY Sara Blakely, creator of my prosthetic skin layer known as Spanx, chose this Babes in Toyland nightmare to haunt me on my favorite hour of television week... after week... is beyond explanation. It was because of this heinous top that I got an exasperated call from my mother confused, wandering the roads, babbling, not understanding why she too has to look at this Napoleonic nightmare every Sunday, where I in turn explained to her the magic of television. I *thought* I had gotten over my 12 Monkey-esque reaction to said top until last night, unwinding after a long day, I turn on #RHOBH and lo and behold Erika Jayne is wearing the. same. pepto a-bismol abomination!!!! My psyche can not handle it. Please, if you own this shirt (Gucci? Even Google has erased all traces of it) do the world a favor and SET IT ALIGHT ON FIRE. Then send me the ashes and I will sprinkle it under the Off Fifth clearance rack where it was conceived.

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