デイン・クックのインスタグラム(danecook) - 4月17日 03時14分

An Open Letter to Michael Buble

Hey, listen my crooner friend I get it. You wanted an entire husk of corn and wtf man who doesn't right? A full cob just Popsicle style with a wad of paper towels to catch the extra butter dripping away. A torpedo or post kernel magnificence so hearty and yummy that you have to turn your hat backwards like you're about to carry all 6 bags of groceries from the car to your kitchen counter cuz you don't wanna make two trips. Yes! We all do son! It's like a warm hug from someone wearing a very bland thermal long sleeve shirt. Pure love.
Let's maybe lay low for the next few weeks. No Garlic Knot Fairs, Rotwurst In The Park Conventions.... hell I would even steer clear of the biggest cheesy puff in the bowl partner.
Point is this. Big brother is always watching and when you gots a massive phallic food item jammed lovingly in your mouthhole... we all need to know.

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